Thuggizzle Water

Thuggizzle Water Is A Spring Water Sourced Deep In The Appalachian Mountains Of Georgia Where Over 65" Of Rainfall A Year On Average

Did you know that Thuggizzle Water comes from the Appalachian Mountains Of Georgia?

by anonymous May 19, 2022

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water wanker

A water wanker is one of those annoying people who uses very frequent breaks for water (and making everyone else wait) as an excuse to avoid/have time to recover because they can't hack a pace of a game/sport/workout.

Can we just play this game please?

No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!

by Tormentedjedi November 24, 2014

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Water Popcorn

When you make a delivery to the toilet with your poop that has popcorn mashed inside of said poop.

I ate three bags of Orville Red and Backers last night. Not my finest moment, but made some lovely water popcorn in the toilet this morning.

by Lowtie December 15, 2019

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Water birth

The act of dropping your ass into the toilet water before shitting. Causing a no splash back situation and often very quiet.

Michael had his girlfriend round but needed to shit. He decided a water birth would be the most quiet and effective option as he didn't want to put her off with the usual bowl splattering sound.

by DoctorZig May 3, 2017

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Gurt Water

That watery film that greets you upon opening the yogurt for the first time, or after a long period of yogurty neglect.

Red Mango worker: "Would you like to try our new special gurt water? Our gurt water has plenty of probiotics that are great for the whole family and will leave you feeling gurty as ever."

Person: "What's gurt water?"
Anyone else: "What's gurt water?? Y'know, GURT water! I love gurt water!"

by ErlerterVern May 18, 2013

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