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The Tower

A wife who’s completely fed up with you playing softball, mostly all week, only to hear the news you’re about to break… the boys need you to play catcher & bat 9th… on your 1 day off when you’re suppose to be with the family
Hey Dart, can you come play tonight at Melas?

Dart: Let me check with The Tower.
by proLLLLL March 2, 2022
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National Titled Towers Day

April 25, Is National Titled Towers Day.National Titled Towers Day is a day where we celebrate Titled Towers by everyone going to Titled Towers for every game they play.
On National Titled Towers Day I will not get a win at all that day.
by Professional Fortnite Loser April 18, 2018
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Iffle tower

Place in London where Gimli first set out on his mission to become grammar police.
Weston is going to the iffle tower to get a picture
by Doublae1 November 17, 2021
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Zach Towers

Big sexy ginger male who you’ll enjoy edging to
person: “i love edging to zach towers”
person 2: “same!”
by TurkishSigma October 29, 2023
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Texas eiffel tower

When 2 dudes spit roast someone and a third person rides the person being spit roasted like a cowboy. They hold the person's hair and swing their other arm like a lasso.
Dude1: let's texas eiffel tower that girl
Dude2: only if I can be the cowboy
Dude3: fuck yeah!
by Notforyou22 December 17, 2024
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the eiffel tower slip n slide

When you roll a slip n slide off the Eiffel Tower, or another tall slanted structure, and go slide down, to your ultimate demise.
“Hey, wanna come with me on the Eiffel Tower slip n slide
by Lofra August 8, 2022
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Eiffel Tower vs Escargot

A question where someone is asked, "Eiffel Tower or Escargot". If they answer escargot, then they have to go to a fancy Parisian restaurant and goon on the most expensive plate of escargot. If they answer Eiffel Tower, then they must buy a model Eiffel Tower from the Eiffel Tower gift shop and insert the entirety of it into their rectum.
He finaly answered the question (Eiffel Tower vs Escargot) at the cast party, but he's an escargooner!
by N0CallerID June 16, 2025
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