When your dick is so big, its too scary so you can't get laid. Yet you have the prestige of a massive dick.
by augustbell666 August 27, 2019
When you are scrolling through pornographic websites while edging. Usually due to being unable to pick a video or due to seeing something better a little more down. Synonymous with "Scroll Edging" and very similar to "Goon Scrolling" also the point of edge scrolling is to eventually nut while Goon Scrolling can simply mean pleasuring one's self whilst not going all the way.
by Sponuts August 05, 2024
Similar to regular Sexual Edging. Dump Edging is where you start to Turtle Head, but at the last minute contract your sphincter and suck the turd back into your bowels. After you've done this a few times, and you finally get to release your load, you'll be sweating with euphoria, as endorphins flood your body.
I was riding the 230 home, after a long lunch of spicy Indian food, and got the urge to continue the endorphin hit. So I decided to do a bit of Dump Edging on the bus to tide me over, until I arrived at the sanctity of my home base toilet
by Uncle George Pell September 16, 2021
Double-Edged come from an ancient word meaning (pure rage). It would normally be used to describe something annoying or out of order. If someone is double-edged then they would be an annoying piece of shit and a waste of space.
Some use Double-edged as a good thing, this use of the world is completely wrong and these people are morons.
Some use Double-edged as a good thing, this use of the world is completely wrong and these people are morons.
by SuperMegaGenuis October 12, 2020
The act of edging was invented my mewing master Kayman kavanaugh Tegart after a gooning session lasted for 3 years overtime
by DaRealGooner November 07, 2023
To be in the process of attempting anilingus on a man with an exceptionally broad arse hole, likely through years of fist related abuse.
Christ I had my work cut out last night! I went down on this guy I met on Old Compton St and it took me 5 minutes to rim one circuit of his arse hole. I was on a right edge of the abyss
by Chester Copperpot January 10, 2025
The art of trying to overcome the frustration of a good connection with someone fun who lives on the other side of the plant.
Emotional thirst trap with a different time zone, may lead to weird sex dreams you can’t quite remember.
Emotional thirst trap with a different time zone, may lead to weird sex dreams you can’t quite remember.
by Key Rin April 18, 2025