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Teabag Bandit

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth or the eye socket of another person while they are sleeping. Then latter showing them a photo or evidence of I happening, but no evidence of who it was.
Sam "I saw a photo of Josh getting tea bagged last night, but you couldn't see who's balls it was"

James "yeah we will never know unless we catch him in the act, cause he's the Teabag bandit"
by secretsquirrel2 July 29, 2014
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one finger bandit

A person that prides themself on bestowing upon a fortunate individual a high standard of pleasure, not usually possible with just one digit.
Oi Charles, have you heard about this prowling Robin Hood whoe's new in town. He goes by the name of the "One Finger Bandit". He pillages the rich and ravishes the poor.
by Fratton November 26, 2013
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facebook bandit

someone who comments on everything a person posts on facebook
i just posted about my sick mother and the facebook bandit strikes again...."Love you mom, ur the best" facebook bandit,"that shit was raw man, love your mom!"
by angelblue December 14, 2013
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Bareback Bandit

somebody who haves unprotected sex (hitting raw) frequently
Yea, my brother admitted to being a bareback bandit after getting an STD and having 3 kids.
by citizen silk February 21, 2015
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Bandit run

When a group of motorcycle riders go out and taunt police, when they react and persue.. Then you're on a bandit run!
there's a bandit run later tonight maybe
by Urban-small-dick-admins March 5, 2015
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Ass Bandit

A guy that raids another man's ass and steals it (Humps it). See Butt Pirate
Steve went all Ass Bandit like that scene from Indiana Jones
by TheHairyDicktator April 21, 2015
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banditting

A taxi cab being used without being licensed as required by a city or other government agency.
The driver was arrested for banditting a cab.
by spinmeister July 13, 2015
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