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Weekends are for the pets

Aka. W.A.F.T.P.; A gesture that you should take some time out of your busy week to spend time your pets. You have been at work all week and you have barely spent any time with your pets. As we all know to five to six hours at home, in the late afternoon and evening, when your awake, is not much time; and on weekdays you usually have a lot of other things to take care of long before you can spend some time with your family and pets. If you have time to hang out with a bunch of your male friends to watch sports and drink, which for the record you could do any day of the week, not just Saturdays, then you have time to stay home, spend time with your family, including your pets, and have a good time together. The physical and emotional needs of your pets and your family come first. Even if you are not dating or married, if you have pet, you should be ensuring that their needs are being met adequately, before you go and hang out with your friends; and you should be spending a descent amount of time with your pet so they know that you care about them.
In some random conversation,
Boyfriend: I am going over to Kenny's house to watch football tonight.

Girlfriend: But you have not spent any time with me and Pabu all week. You should stay home and spend some time with us. We could a movie together.
Boyfriend: Sorry, but Saturdays are for the boys.

Girlfriend: Seriously. That is your reason. Sorry, but as far as I'm concerned weekends are for the pets. Please stay with me. You should spend more time with Pabu. He's your dog too.
Boyfriend: Okay. I'll spend the evening with you two then.
by Vanguard 1998 March 23, 2021
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Pet Baboon

Whenever you put both of you testicles through you pants zipper and have them have out, squeezing both of them together to turn red, resembling a baboon’s asschecks.
Hey, do you wanna see my pet baboon?
by Pet Baboon Lover April 16, 2024
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pet chicken

Underage male homosexual used by an older homosexual.
My pet chicken is always ready for fun.
by Tinatime July 29, 2017
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Pit Pet

The slang term or name for someone who submits to their partner by way of worshiping their armpits.

A pit pet refers to the submissive role, and as such the dominant partner may lead the interaction by way of play-force or request.

A pit pet will often find arousal either in the mere act of submission, or an armpit fetish may come into play.
Mary is my little pit pet. Every time I raise my arms, she blushes. Like a good pit pet, I’ll pull her nose into it and she just moans and trembles.
by Ticklechambers March 3, 2023
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PET

Person or People with Entertaining Talent(s)
Rob Smith is a PET.
The Chocolate Rain guy is a PET
by Fleccas Talks show-watcher March 19, 2024
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The Pet Goat

1. KITE HIT STEEL PLANE MUST E T LET
2. The Pet Goat E.T.T.
3. The girl had a Pet Goat; E L D A T T
4. She liked to go hunting (running?) with her pet goat. E D O O G H R T T
5. She played with her Goat in Her house. E D H R T N R E
6. She played with her Goat in Her yard. E D H R T N R D
7. But the goat did something that made the girls Dad MAD T E T D G T E E S D D
8. The Goat BROKE CHAINS.E T E S
9. DAN & BA Kayn?? BA 10 and EAN) AND
10. E A KAYN ??) (DAN BA10 BA TA )WHAT! One day he ATE the CAT E Y E E E T ?
11. One day her Dad said, that Goat must go. E Y R D D , T T T O
12. He EATS TOO MANY THINGS E S O Y S Rattle Sound on audio ... EATS (sounded out)
14. The girl said, that if you let The Goat stay with us I will see that he won't stops eating all those things. E L D, T F U T E T Y H S I L E T E S G L E S
15. Her Dad said WE WILL TIME IT R D D, E L E T
16. Her Dad Said We will try it. R D D, E L Y T
17. So the GOATS they and the GIRL they stop EATING all those things GARBLED 'except Cows In Chains'? O E S Y D E L Y P G L E S MISSING
18. But one day a car robber came to the girl's house. T E Y A R R E O E S E
19. He saw a big red car near the house and said I will steal that car. E W A G D R R E E
20. He ran to the car and started to open the door. E N O E R D D O N E R
21. The Girl and The Goat were playing in the back yard. E L D E T E G N E K D
22. They did not see the car robber. Y D T E E R R
23. More to Come E O E
The pet goat, Per earlier guess, of course, REVERSE IT (it's a good starting GUESS) from web archive www occupythebanks com/2012/08/illuminati-pet-goat-911-deciphered-live.html
by Whatsit2yaa May 5, 2022
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pet fox

A Harry. A smelly slow annoying person that acts like a a fox.
by Ewan:) December 28, 2019
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