Paper cut

The most annoying fucking in the world when you touch paper.

Random guy- Hey I need paper for the printer
Random guy 2- Alright *Grabs paper* I Got i-*Gets a paper cut*FUCK

by Xshoc August 22, 2017

Paper trail

That piece of toilet paper that rolls up like a cigar and falls on the floor when you're wiping.

I had a great poop except for the 2 paper trails. Had to pick those up so Carla wouldn't see them.

by Harryarse June 24, 2018

scratch paper

The act of cumming on a girls back till there is a puddle at the base of her back then dipping your dick into the puddle and doing your homework on her to save paper.

Hey girl, can I use you as scratch paper?

by dabrews April 12, 2017

wet paper

If some stupid ass ho makes an excuse that be making no sence, she be giving you some wet paper.

My boo not paying for child care cuz he is too busy with his online job, that some wet paper

by UncookedBacon November 25, 2015

Paper plate

Paper plate means your calling someone trash and easily disposable.

Person 1: Your wack bro.
Me: You fucking paper plate, shut up!

by Double00Batteries September 07, 2020

paper slut

one who is only a slut on paper, but their reputation precedes them-don't be disappointed when they are not, indeed, an actual slut.

Mike: Woooo yeah I'm goin over to Angela's tonight! High five!

Tom: Good luck with that.

Mike: What? I'm getting it on son.

Tom: Think twice, that girl is a paper slut.

by violet voltage October 04, 2012

Paper Skank

A girl that likes to have inappropiate fun with lined paper.

"Hey did you see that girl over there? She's having her period all over that piece of paper then shes licking it up through a paper straw! Dude! Shes such a paper Skank!

by Knee Capz May 08, 2010