guy: there was a lot of pumpkin pressure this Halloween, people kept blasting my feeds with crappy spooky puns and my friends and family are trying to get me to do Halloween stuff to. Help me.
by magicchinchin April 19, 2018

A man cuts holes in a pumpkin for the eyes nose and mouth. several men jack off then stick their cocks in the holes and shoot their loads in the pumpkin
Once all the men are done, the pumpkin is cut open and emptied out, and a pumpkin pie is made. Must be served to a special girl with a side of ice cream
Once all the men are done, the pumpkin is cut open and emptied out, and a pumpkin pie is made. Must be served to a special girl with a side of ice cream
by SexDomMaster October 29, 2023

Someone who has such an intense and unhealthy attraction to individuals with red hair, pale skin, and freckles that they will only date or have sex with someone of the ginger persuasion.
"Why do you only date redheads? I can't imagine sleeping with one soulless ginger, much less exclusively!"
"What can I say? I'm a certified pumpkin thumper."
"What can I say? I'm a certified pumpkin thumper."
by PumaKiwi July 12, 2024

by BallPeens September 5, 2025

by Fallen savior May 11, 2019

When you slpooge in someones face and they get it in their eye and it burns and gets an off white yellowish necklace and you don't know who did it.
I just got boomed by that Ninja Pumpkining.
Did you get a pearl necklace?
No, well its more of an off white yellow, did you see who did it?
you don't know who did it? well it wasn;t me or I'd have laughed about it.
Did you get a pearl necklace?
No, well its more of an off white yellow, did you see who did it?
you don't know who did it? well it wasn;t me or I'd have laughed about it.
by Miss Teri April 10, 2015

A kick ass alternative rock band who are criticized by lovers who listen to mainstream pop music on mtv or listen to some clubland bullshit.
by UltimateDoge July 27, 2022
