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Burrito Fest

Not to be confused with the common sausage fest, a burrito fest is to be held as the highest standard for penis gauging, and sizing. One places a fully loaded 5 layer burrito around his cock to check for length and stench retention. If he ejaculates upon entry it has been long told that he is now a man, and is ritualized similarly to a bar mitzvah. Once the ritual has been completed and the man has finished inside the 5 layer burrito all of the previously initiated men release their semen into the burrito. It is usually only 2 other men. Making it a 7 layer burrito. He then eats the burrito.
Fin was about to become a man! But he backed out on his burrito fest because it was quote “too gay”

Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!

Fin-dude you’re gay.
by The man bro December 5, 2020
mugGet the Burrito Festmug.

Lie Burrito

A lie burrito is a lie or many lies (the filling) wrapped in a truth (tortilla) in order to make it palatable to the person or audience for consumption.
The government is feeding us a another lie burrito!
by Oestegato March 24, 2022
mugGet the Lie Burritomug.

lo mein burrito

A tongue up the butthole
She gave him a lo mein burrito last night.
by HandsomeDickly2678 September 11, 2022
mugGet the lo mein burritomug.

Burrito

A tortilla filled with foods like meat and beans. And sometimes onions.
I ate a burrito today. It had onions
by Yoshisushie June 28, 2022
mugGet the Burritomug.

Fat-man Burrito

A tortilla that a large man uses as a sweat towel, then is later stuffed with the traditional toppings of a bean burrito and fed to someone else.
Douchebag guy: Bahaha! your eating a fat-man burrito!

Guy eating burrito: Wtf!
by gary696969 March 6, 2010
mugGet the Fat-man Burritomug.

Bulgarian Burrito

A Bulgarian Burrito is a delicious treat, it’s created by taking toilet paper and then poop, pee, cum, blood, and saliva. Then wrap it up in the toilet paper and enjoy.
“Hey Dylan! Do you want to go down to the corner store and get some Bulgarian Burritos?”
“Sure, I’d love to!”
by Lemmesee11930 June 20, 2025
mugGet the Bulgarian Burritomug.

Coachella Burrito

Three white girls in a Snuggie. Is usualy associated with sex, and Starbucks.
" Hey bro, I just had a Coachella Burrito! White girls will do anything for coffee."
by Sixshooterp September 4, 2016
mugGet the Coachella Burritomug.

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