British Charity

'British Charity' - Something that is unsolicited and claimed to be done charitably for the benefit of someone else, but is actually done forcefully with a self-serving motive for one's own good. A sham born out of a need to feel self-righteous to ease one's conscience even while performing an act of pure greed and self-interest at the cost of another. And an act that causes one to feel smug and proud for paying a penny in the process of stealing a pound from another person.

George: Did Britain truly make India free because its leaders went through an inner spiritual awakenning that colonialism was unrighteous?

Ram: No it was a case of British Charity!

by DharmaKarma June 24, 2016

British Soldier

Figurative way of describing someone who is always very serious and keeps their stern and proper composure, they will never try to have fun and will take every single rule very seriously.

Me at 10:03pm: Yo let’s go chill at the pool area it’s a really nice night here in Miami

My friend: hello we would like to go to the pool area

Front desk: no sir pool area closed at 10:00

My friend: please, we just wanna chill for a bit

Front desk: no sir pool area closes at 10:00

My friend: oh but it’s such a beautiful night we won’t be there for long cmon I’m with my friends

Front Desk: no sir pool closed at 10:00

My friend: ah ok buddy well I see you just gotta do your job all serious and keep your serious composure like a British Soldier.

by Jarjarsito November 20, 2020

Madonna British

"British" people that were born in the American mid-west, raised Catholic, and got famous as a Pop Icon/Sex Symbol that now "practice" Kabbalah, write childrens' books & speak in the most forced accent you've ever heard

"You can take the girl out of Detroit...but y'all know the rest; hence Madonna British."

by Daytona Slim April 25, 2013

British American

A word that Americans use to describe people living in The United Kingdom when they want to sound smart.

American: "Oh cool, so you're British American."

British Person: "smh, you're taking a piss bruv."

by chillaxbrother August 17, 2024

british

tommyinnit

person 1: "what's the definition of british?"

person 2: "tommyinnit."

by M3AH November 3, 2020

British International college

Not bad tbf. But teacher qabile needs to chill out with all dat touching. And Mr ochieng wallahi get off my case

Abdullah:yo there was some tall somali Qatari guy caressing my shoulders

Jama:nah dats just macalin qabile, he's from British International college, he's like that

by nugzda51st July 6, 2025

The British Pound

Our lord and saviour and leader of the universe.
His penis is gargantuan and his ass is huge.

The Queen: my god my legs have never shaked so hard after a night of fluster bluster like that.
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man

by FuckDrawstringBags June 9, 2021