Way more perfect than anything

Ashley

Ashley is way more perfect than anything

by Saucydoge May 8, 2021

thicker than peppa pig's ass

a way of saying that she's so thick, you would cook her bacon ass and feed it to your entire family.

girl: *walks by a dude*.
dude: damn her ass is thicker than peppa pig's ass, mmmmm.

by Thegamerguy182 January 4, 2022

Wetter than a 5gal. bucket of water

Pussy that gushes so much it feels like your dick went swimming in a 5gal. bucket of water.

Man everytime we have sex she gets wetter than a 5gal. bucket of water!

by Chasin Fantasies July 20, 2021

Im more bored than you

Its true

Im more bored than you

by IconicFlame June 9, 2021

looser than a bucket of fishing worms

when a woman's pussy is loose, like putting your dick into a bucket of slimey fishing worms...

That Hooker at the dock was looser than a bucket of fishing worms!

by Deidre Smuckatelli March 15, 2008

i less than three you

phrase originated from the text symbol <3 U meaning I love you but then dirtied up by Scully Crossbones inquiring about fried or fertilized

How do you like your eggs? I mean I less than three you! :) (<3U)

by Attractive Nuisance #TWO3 October 12, 2011

more fun than a barrel of monkeys

a very good time(from the the name of a toy consisting of a plastic barrel filled with flat plastic monkeys that can be hung by each others curved arms)

That dance was more fun than a barrel of monkeys

by The Return of Light Joker December 17, 2007