the Freudian Text game

Texting using only your phone's predictive function for the laughs.

Can be a hilarious party trick for entertainment; but is also quite revealing about what words someone regularly texts.

I was at a party with that Sally girl, we were playing the Freudian Text game, it was funny as all hell. She sent me some really messed up stuff!

by Pleiades14 December 31, 2016

mans got a text

an amazing inspiring quote from tommy fury on the very itellegent show love island

mans got a text

by hudreds&fitysbigold July 7, 2019

i can text

When my friend says: "I can text tho" it basically means:"When I say I can text that means u can text me" and "Meaning I’m free to talk" and i just told her:"i need a whole urban dictionary so i can understand u". I decided to make one.

that mf furry:... I can talk tho..
me:Ok.
*next day*
me:u didnt text me.
her aka furry: When I say I can text that means u can text me,meaning I’m free to talk.

by LiveLaughLove i guess September 5, 2021

If the Emperor had a text to Speech Device

The best best warhammer series of all time. Unit the GamesWorkshop attack

Have you seen If the Emperor had a text to Speech Device. Thanks GamesWorkshops indirectly ended it...

by NoIDont'tIWill January 30, 2023

Dude, your text is drunk.

A cellphone text that's been sent by someone you think is drunk because it's incomprehensible, but you're not sure and you don't want to offend them by asking if THEY'RE drunk.

Person A: "Yeah were somewhere gone off now. where u at?"

Person B: "Dude, your text is drunk. Call me."

by Gin Blossom June 21, 2010

Booty Text

A late night summon via text messages instead of calling, in order to engage in sexual activities.

Most commonly used when you are very horny and in a situation where you can not use your cell phone to make a call.

Can also be used when you know the other person is busy and unable to pick up the phone thus sending them a sms.

Text message sent at 10:23pm
'omg this family dinner is so boring, I am glad its finishing up soon. It's going to take me 20minutes to get to your place. Can I please come over!'

Text message replied at 10:24pm
'wow thats the first booty text I've received this year'

Scenario 2
Text message sent at 1am
'Hey baby I know your in a club atm, you reckon you can hop over to my place once u've finished partying at the club?'

Text message replied at 1:05am
'i am on my way, you shall booty text no more'

by sadistixx February 19, 2010

Menage a text

When two people are texting dirty messages back and forth and a third person jumps in the conversation unexpectedly when responding to an earlier G-rated text, they in return, unintentionally receive a dirty text. They become aroused, and join the textercourse. Thus creating a Menage a text

Earlier that day Texter #1 sent a photo text of a kid crying on santa's lap to everyone in their contacts list. Hours pass...

A heated sexual exchange of texts begins with texter #2:

Texter #1 "You made me so wet right now:"
Texter #2" Send me a photo "
Texter #1 "I have been in the mood all day"

UNEXPECTEDLY Texter #3 texts a response to the G-rated photo from earler to Texter #1

Texter #3 "Ha Ha Poor thing" (referring to the sad kid photo)

Texter #1 (coufused, but hitting reply before checking the sender... "It's okay i'll masturbate while thinking of you"

Texter #3 (counfused but aroused quickly replies to the dirty text) "Awesome, can I join you"

Texter #1 realizes the mistake and notifies texter #2

Texter #1 to Texter #2... "Our conversation has just turned into a Menage a text with Texter #3"

Texter #2 "Cool, lets have a threesome"

by Thegranitehills December 19, 2009