Totti Ten

Named after the Roma Legend Francesco Totti. A Totti Ten is completed when a young man successfully pulls 10 girls in one night. Folklore speaks of the first perfect Totti Ten being completed by a boy in Preston attending a night out at the beginning of Sixth Form. Rumour has it Lancashire Life wrote an article on the topic.

Boy 1: Did you have a good night out?

Boy 2: Yes mate I pulled off a Totti Ten!
Boy 1: Well done, I hope my life is one day as successful as yours!

by Paddy Blaney August 4, 2016

.9.The Number Ten Iz A Binder/Folder.9.

.9.The Number Ten Iz A Binder/Folder.9.

.9.The Number Ten Iz A Binder/Folder.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 1, 2025

hop on tens

Going from 0-100 in a matter of seconds

Stfu or hop on tens

by Savage2118 August 7, 2016

Silas you gotta give me ten bucks

SILAS IF YOURE READING THIS YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME 10 TOMORROW

Silas you gotta give me ten bucks

by Nachodee December 31, 2023

Ten Penny Tower

When a girl is lay'd on a table and 10 guys 5 on each side of the table. They then cum on her from the bottom to the top. Hens the term Ten Penny Tower.

Man we should totally Ten penny tower that chick!

by Nick nospmas June 6, 2013

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

Top Ten Times I Asked

The winner of three Nobel prizes, a best selling book originally written by Luke Coleman. The book is 156 pages that have no print, nothing on them. After its immediate fame, the new sequel "I only asked on opposite day" was written.

I read Top ten times I asked today. I'm amazed. Life changing.

by RomanFoam March 1, 2022