ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019

Tear edging

When you're on the verge of crying but hold it in,
basically edging for your tear ducts!

Mufasas death in the lion king got me tear edging
at 30 years old

by thebongwizard February 18, 2024

white tears

when a man takes his penis and cums in a womens eye balls. this is also sometimes called cum drops

last night gary gave me white tears

by cum_mums October 16, 2021

Trump-a-teared

To be completely fucked over by “ the establishment”.

Robinhood completely Trump-a-teared the Apes!

by Kgcole505 March 19, 2021

maga tears

Synonyms include: sperm, spermatoza, cum, jizz, jism, spunk, man-aize, nut (i.e. busting a nut), load, etc.

Ha ha ha, those libs can drink my Maga tears!

When Donald Trump wins the election the left is going to have to drown their sorrows in my Maga tears.

by anonymous July 28, 2024

bro-tears

When one bro mourns the loss of another bro, or a bro related item. The loss can come from a bro putting a hoe first or dropping a beer.

When Jack dropped his natty ice he cried bro-tears.

When Steve met his new girl he dropped of the radar, we all cried bro-tears

by Khaki Dan February 23, 2018

scrotum tear

A rip or tear in the scrotum. it usually happens when the testicular region comes in contact with a sharp object or during sex.

Gabriel's scrotum tear was so bad his balls fell out!

by Mr. Seedpop Dude January 16, 2018