(Noun). The perfect phonetic contraction of "cock-sucking, douche-bag retard" used to describe only the most insufferable examples of self-righteous, holier-than-thou, alpha-male bullshit.
1: "In a shameless attempt to impress 'the Talent', the Couche Tard waxed quixotic about the recipe for braised endives his mother picked up in the south of France to the effect of rage and nausea."
2: "The authors of definitions 3 and 4 (above) are total Couche Tards."
2: "The authors of definitions 3 and 4 (above) are total Couche Tards."
by Boosh81 April 23, 2010
Get the Couche Tardmug. Even though Courtney name-drops and prays for Prada, I still love the old cow because I'm such a courtney-tard!
by Buckeroo December 17, 2006
Get the courtney-tardmug. Johnny's money he uses to buy ecstasy goes directly into the pockets of some ecstasy manufacturer in the Netherlands. That e-tard needs to chill with the tabs.
by Ifucanreadthisgoodjob July 31, 2006
Get the e-tardmug. by Bamfreakintastic February 26, 2008
Get the R-tardmug. When somebody is so obviously retarded...cant take a single hint and they piss everyone off. They act totally gay and try way to hard to be funny. the combination of a ''fuckin retard'' : fuck-tard
Chik 1:
Hey, this guy totally tried to impersonate Seth Rogan,which I totally love Seth MuthaFuckin Rogan..not only was he NOT funny..he was 5 foot ugly..smelled like dirty vag..and when he laughed in my face I almost choked to death on his rotten ass-fuck dead-stank-breath! He really thought I liked him and he would NOT leave..!! LMAO!
Chik 2:
What a FUCK-TARD!!!
Chik 3: Yea..fuck-tards mhmm everyday..
Chik 1: Where the fuck did you come from chik# 3???
Chik 2: OMG!!!!!! ANOTHER FUCK-TARD!! THERE EVERYWHERE!!!!!
Fuck-Tard aka Chik #3: UUHHHGGGHHMMMMEEWW!!! I WAS JUST TRYIN TO BE AWSEOME LIKE YOUU..awww mann I hate my life!
Random Dude walkin by: I HATE YOUR LIFE TO BITCH! ( random dude most likely a fuck-tard)
Hey, this guy totally tried to impersonate Seth Rogan,which I totally love Seth MuthaFuckin Rogan..not only was he NOT funny..he was 5 foot ugly..smelled like dirty vag..and when he laughed in my face I almost choked to death on his rotten ass-fuck dead-stank-breath! He really thought I liked him and he would NOT leave..!! LMAO!
Chik 2:
What a FUCK-TARD!!!
Chik 3: Yea..fuck-tards mhmm everyday..
Chik 1: Where the fuck did you come from chik# 3???
Chik 2: OMG!!!!!! ANOTHER FUCK-TARD!! THERE EVERYWHERE!!!!!
Fuck-Tard aka Chik #3: UUHHHGGGHHMMMMEEWW!!! I WAS JUST TRYIN TO BE AWSEOME LIKE YOUU..awww mann I hate my life!
Random Dude walkin by: I HATE YOUR LIFE TO BITCH! ( random dude most likely a fuck-tard)
by MadiMadiMadi February 27, 2010
Get the Fuck-Tardmug. 
Get the /b/tardmug. by Al February 3, 2005
Get the couche tardmug.