Mother fucker

1.a person who has sexual intercourse with their/a mother.
2.An insult to describe friends.
3.You

1.You are the #1 motherfucker. You got your mom and your friends' mom pregnant 5 times.
2.Rob is such a motherfucker
3.You motherfucker!!!!

by MoFoe August 24, 2003

den mother

The leader of the pack in a room full of cougars. The all supreme and mighty being that she is, gets first pick of the room and the other cougars sit back and wait their turn.She may not be the hottest cougar in the room but she lets you know that she means business.

Hey Dan, don't look now but it's Rhonda, We are so lucky to be graced by her presence.....all hail the den mother.

by Danborine March 10, 2008

mother of god

The Virgin Mary

What members of Catholicism honor. Reminiscent of the ancient Roman pagan practice of honoring the mother of the Roman god Jupiter.

Mary, mother of God

by Protestant March 16, 2003

mother f'er

More polite way of saying mother fucker

I dislike that mother f'er.

by me March 30, 2004

mother fucker

The word when said, may indicate that is going to be a difficult situation, a hard time, or something is, or will be, happening to them (you or everyone) that is bad (we guess), a bad day, a bad time or perhaps a stressful situation. This expression is more often said by the Black, so-called African-American, Negro race more often than other races, and is sometimes heard as an expression or expressed for some unknown reason to everyone around leaving everyone to wonder what is going wrong in this person's life.

Jack, a homeless Negro man, awakened from his sleep after a night sleep in a homeless shelter and says to Toby... "Today is going to be a mother fucker!"

Toby… yep!

by Billy BullSchitter June 1, 2016

Eskimo-Mother

Woman who is common to a set of eskimo brothers. Whenever she opens her legs, a new eskimo brother is born!

Guy 1: "Hey, I saw our Eskimo-Mother the other day!"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah? Is she still not wearing panties on days that end with Y?"
Guy 1: "You know it!"

by DangLang July 8, 2010

mother friend

A demeaning term used for those individuals that "be friend mothers" or a replacement term used in front of uptight sex hungry nuns at catholic schools instead of mother fucker.

#1

A: Do you have any money for diet coke?

B: No..

A: You mother friend!

A: fuck shit horspiss son of two horned bitch mother fucker

B: What did you say, child of God?

A: fuck shit horspiss son of two horned bitch mother friend

by itssjessicababe1994 January 3, 2011