Steaming Peking Dumpling

When you’ve eaten way to much Chinese food that turned out to be loaded with salmonella. Followed by a raging case of dysentery.

Holy shit, I just took the biggest Steaming Peking Dumpling and my asshole still burns.

by Rick Junk October 22, 2020

steam

n. the juice, the goods, the whole nine yards, triple threat, quintuple threat, the glow

"That's my guy right there. He got the steam, he steamin."

by erupT June 9, 2016

Steamed Crumpet

Dropping a juicy, ripe, musky turd in the gym steam room, cranking the heat and then heading for the showers.

It was as if a demon had sucked the air out of old Dorian’s lungs when he stepped into the steam room and was over come by the vaporous fog of Cedric’s steamed crumpet.

by Dick Onchin February 5, 2023

steam train

When you put two fingers inside a womans vagina and move your fingers in a Train like motion and make the sound of a train

Hey will you like to play Steam Train

by Therob12 September 3, 2022

Funky steam

The cloudy gas (CO2 from the carbonation process) that you see when you open up a bottle of beer or a carbonated drink.

Why is it when you open a bottle of beer there’s always that funky steam in the top?

by Fadastalk April 27, 2024

steam

when a man tries to ejaculate and he shoots a plain blank

Dude, Old man Dick shot a steam on his wife yesterday.

by ryry6 January 19, 2010

Steamed Bagel

After relaxing in a steam room at a luxurious spa for a minimum of 30 minutes, a male’s scrotum becomes loose and saggy. When the occupant exits the steam room the steamy scrotum is then placed on another person’s nose. The testicles need to be maneuvered in such a way to rest on either side of the nostril forming the infamous “steamed bagel” sandwich. This is a common practice on the Connecticut Shoreline.

Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.

Bob, is your sack ready? I need a steamed bagel before I play golf.

Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.

Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!

by RustyTrumpets October 5, 2025