split the wizard

When you win a chili cook off with armadillo meat and cinnamon rolls (Kansas specialty)
"Hey Mayra, how we gonna split the wizard here?"
by Kansas Armadillo November 14, 2018
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Split a bravo

The act of sliding ones’ hand in between the underwear and anal cleft, usually resulting in digital penetration of the anus.
this chick started grinding on me so I split a bravo.... turns out she was the shot girl and now I owe her twenty-five bucks.
by F dees August 16, 2019
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Cocknana Split

Sex while simultaneously standing on your head, thrusting, and doing the splits. Usually the beneficial aftermath of sending a photo of a cocknana.
Always stretch prior to attempting a cocknana split, and bring whipped cream for added satisfaction.
by DJ, Chee Sed November 08, 2021
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obamanana split

What happens when you poor Obama sauce on your vanilla ice cream and shove it in Mitt's asshole.
Obamanana Splits is Politics.
by Tony Waynebow July 22, 2014
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Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!
by BonesTheWendigo July 30, 2021
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Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.
Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!
by grandpahomewrecker August 07, 2021
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vag-split ween

Coworker: Knock, knock. Who's there?

Coworker 2: In between

Coworker: In between who?

Coworker 2: Eddy Murphy's in between a vag-split ween!
by Slavid November 05, 2021
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