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soccer wee

Soccer Wee (noun): A discreet technique employed by some soccer players, the 'soccer wee' involves taking a knee, adjusting shorts, and subtly directing urine through the gap between the bottom of the shorts and the leg opening, all done inconspicuously during gameplay. This skill demonstrates resourcefulness, allowing players to attend to their needs without disrupting the match's flow."
During the intense match, Alex adeptly pulled off a soccer wee, ensuring he could relieve himself without missing a moment of the game."
by LemiWinkz October 7, 2023
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Soccer

The way of expressing mexican culture, and acting. Also, soccer can only be played with white ball, no black ball, no brown ball, no aisan ball
Dis man played soccer, yes
by An idiot6453@2 December 8, 2017
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Soccer

Soccer is for people who retire from playing football and move to either of the American, Australian and Canadian league.
Omg dude let's play some soccer.
by Dylanlm November 19, 2022
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Bender (soccer slang)

A player that tries too hard at school recess, and usually ends up with an ankle injury. When he is passed the ball, he whiffs it completely and pulls a muscle.
Legend: Did you see him at break!? he got injured!
Dude: Haha what a Bender (soccer slang)
by BuxtonWater May 7, 2015
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soccer hole

A groupie who only goes after soccer players and those associated with soccer players.
Have you seen Latasha recently she is such a soccer hole.
by Tatertotters May 11, 2014
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Soccer

I like playing soccer with my boyfriend.
by Atlanta Georgia November 30, 2021
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Soccer game

Oh yes! CLEARLY losing a fucking SOCCER GAME is evidence that her ideological presuppositions are wrong!
Hym "No really! She would have won her little soccer game if she would have had the right politics! God would have rewarded her with victory if she wasn't a fucking hippy. That's obvious to me now. She should have spent less time disagreeing with me and more time doing and believing whatever I tell her to do and believe. THEN... Then she would have won... Because Jesus..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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