Red Snapper

Very tasty! But Weaver chose what was in the box!

"...I'll... I'll take what's in the box!"

"Hiro-san, show her what's in the box!"

(box is empty)

NOTHING!!!! YOU SO STUPID!!!!!

by Paul McCartney March 2, 2005

Stinky Snapper Turtle

after anal sex you get a blowjob and she feels too much pleasure and bites your dick

Jordan : yo did you hear what melody and tristan did the other night
Vinny : no dude tell me
Jordan : melody gave tristan a stinky snapper turtle and tristan donkey - punched melody after it happened
Vinny : no way thats awesome

by Afternoon Swimmers July 14, 2011

snappy booty

Usually a person with a big sloppy asshole from getting screwed so often. Usually dirty too.

Tina sure has a snappy booty!!

by Noramouse November 17, 2006

Dick Snapper

A device which opens and remains stable until the operator exerts slight effort to close the dick snapper. It will physically and audibly snap down on the targets dick.

"Aww man, this box would make a good dick snapper"
"A Dick Snapper?!"

by NiggerBort June 18, 2008

Sapping

To keep smoking someone else's weed even after you're clearly high. (Usually used for cannabis oil cartridges)

Stoner A: Bitch stop sapping all my wax
Stoner B: My bad fam, I just want one more hit

by Twinkle my dingle February 27, 2018

snapple

a drink brewed by hippies, and sold by a heartless corporation

dont have one

by Cheeseboy July 11, 2003

sapper

Female who drains male of all resources, money, sanity and self-respect before moving on, "Independence Day" style to the next victim.

Its a Saturday, the sappers are out in town with their boyfriend's credit card to buy stupid clothes to wear that evening when said boyfriend is obligated to buy the sapper champagne, keeping with the whole "Footballers' Wives" fantasy.

by chrcrash May 8, 2006