lick and smell

When you lick your gf/bf's butthole and then they fart. It makes your tounge rumble. Girl's farts make it bubble while boy's farts make it pound.

Mia: Did you like that lick and smell? :-)
Me: Yeah do it again so it can make my tounge rumble

by SmartMan69 May 25, 2017

Smelling Burnt Toast

Someone who can smell burnt toast is probably very horny

Damn babe I can smell some burnt toast~

Smelling Burnt Toast

by Kevin696969696 April 29, 2021

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

Smell ye mar

Smell your mother

Oi ye div smell ye mar

by Mark connolly May 6, 2022

smelling bee

annoying

my sister is a smelling bee

by dekuippop March 26, 2021

Smelling n telling

The person who blabs on you for shitting yourself next to others who didn't know.

Dave: Goddamn velma committed smelling n telling on me in the library yesterday!
Rick: Damn That's Tough

by SilkenKnight36 March 25, 2019

smells like a flower

a line from the saying "if it smells like a flower, feels like a flower and looks like a flower... It's a flower.
This is used as a subtle way to point out that someone may be another way sexually inclined when it is obvious to the observer.

Person A: "Do you think Steve is gay?"
Person B: "If it smells like a flower!"

by binchicken893 March 21, 2018