Your boy ( or girl), ifna when
youse try to defend his
honor, these shitheads clapback “he ain’t your boy. he everyone’
s boy.” and theys right.
Shithead: I bet Joey-Bag-of-Doughnuts would like it. He’d
even enjoy the splinters up his youknowwhatzit.
Me:
Fuck off. Joey’s mine now.
Shithead: What? That slut? Sorry, bro, but I thought you knew. He’s the village bicycle and you’re just the latest
rider.