Recieving a blumpkin (Oral sex while your shitting) while having a buttplug plugged in. To count as a succesfull royal blumpkin, the force from behind should be strong enough to eject the plug. bonus points if you recieve poseidons kiss after it
I tried giving him a royal Blumpkin but he didnt shit hard enough. ill give him laxatives next time.
by MUNTMEISTER3000 January 10, 2025

by Tacocatisthebesttacocat October 28, 2021

The triad of Black female greatness: Beyonce, Rihanna, and Nicki Minaj. When all three are together, they are the ultimate image of the "ideal Black woman" that possesses "the essentials:" brains, feminist morals, sex appeal, and self-created success
"I just love the Royal Trifecta. Listening to them together or separately get me fired up and empowered"
by ccierra May 22, 2016

1. One of the many villains in the cartoon "Wordgirl". He is selfish, greedy, immature and sounds like an adult despite being a kid. He is known for demanding for his "mum" (Lady Redundant Woman) to make him a horsey.
2. Someone who acts entitled and immature, dislikes sharing and whines for others to meet up to their needs while being dressed in royal attire.
2. Someone who acts entitled and immature, dislikes sharing and whines for others to meet up to their needs while being dressed in royal attire.
Royal Dandy: Make me a horsey mum.
Lady Redundant Woman: I said no!
Royal Dandy: MAKE ME A HORSEY MAKE ME A HORSEY MAKE ME A HORSEY MAKE ME A HORSEY
Lady Redundant Woman: Stop repeating yourself, that is so annoying, irritating and it's … it's aggravating!!
Lady Redundant Woman: I said no!
Royal Dandy: MAKE ME A HORSEY MAKE ME A HORSEY MAKE ME A HORSEY MAKE ME A HORSEY
Lady Redundant Woman: Stop repeating yourself, that is so annoying, irritating and it's … it's aggravating!!
by ArchieTheChameleonFan April 17, 2025

by planes891 September 24, 2011

When you drag your nuts across a woman's face after not showering for some time to get that fromunda cheese on that face.
by Psycho Wrath October 24, 2024

Thee One and Only Gorgeous Gorgeous cosmic galactic Venusian Ethereal Goddess she is a shining star in any room She can light up every room she walks she strikes as supernal stunning, God tier Gorgeous, striking Superior super star She is the ultimate biggest super star in this whole universe
Person : Look at how incredibly Mesmeric she is
Royal Iris Gold just existing exuding an expensive aura
Royal Iris Gold just existing exuding an expensive aura
by Mercury expert January 11, 2023
