Hudson River

Named after Henry Hudson, discoverer of the radioactive river splitting Jersey and Manhattan. If you want to get radiation, you swim in the Hudson. Maybe you will additionally find scrap metal or a car in the Hudson River. Probably because of 3-Mile Island being in the middle of the damn river! 3-Mile Island is a closed down radioactive island, similar to Indian Point. More up North, however, makes nice whitewater rafting.

Guy #1 - Yo dude do you wanna swim in the Hudson River with me?

Guy #2 - Nah dude, I'm not suicidal!

by Señor Sweet Beatz August 24, 2008

south river

A small little coolest town on earth:
we got pot heads
Mexicans
Brazilians
more Mexicans
Portuguese people
fagots sorry homos
and black people.
REPRODUCTION
did i mention Mexicans
well this place is the groovy we are full of pot
we got our frolicers
were 2 miles away from malls
and we got pot
so come to south river enjoy your stay!

Gay Dude:South river sucks!

South river frolicker: go suck ur dad's dick son,south river the bomb!

by John Faluba January 5, 2009

Flint River

A bad case of the mud butt caused by eating food from flint, michigan.

Person 1: "Today, I ate at the White Castle in Flint."
Person 2: "Oh shit, did you get the Flint River?"
Person 1: "Of course."

by asdlfaselfaslkdfak;l March 2, 2011

Rocky River

the worst and most judgemental/preppy city on the entire planet.

"Oh hey lets go to Rocky River!" *goes there* "Um...nevermind. Bad idea. Let's go home."

by CarlyKillsYouTM August 3, 2008

Whiskey River

When three gentleman engage in the performance of sexual activities in an adventurous manner. Which consists of two gentleman in the 69 position, and one gentleman penetrating the gentlemans asshole that is on top in the 69 position. Once the man that is penetrating is about to cum he pulls out, and cums in top of the asshole letting it run into the the gentlemans mouth that is on the bottom of the 69, aka the whiskey river runs into the gentlemans mouth.

Hey y'all tryna get a whiskey river in?

by jack daniels 3 triple black May 11, 2020

A man has fallen into the river in lego city

HEY

A man has fallen into the river in lego city start the new rescue helicopter

by tonyt4 February 25, 2020

A Man Has Fallen into The River In LEGO City

Build the new rescue helicopter, HEY! Build the helicopter, and off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline, lower the Stretcher, And make the rescue. The new emergency collection from LEGO CIty

A Man Has Fallen Into The River In LEGO City, Build the new rescue helicopter, HEY!

by hunterthebird February 27, 2020