Queef Locker

Queef Locker

Formerly known as the bunt or gunt modern science has discovered that the protrusion on a woman below her stomach is in fact where she stores her queefs.
Man I slapped her queef locker and it set off my car alarm.

Check out that queef locker she’s ready to blast off.
by JerBear 1977 June 10, 2018
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queef levitation

The act of expelling pressurized air through one’s vagina so forcefully that the queefer is lifted off the ground through basic training one can even achieve flight though you must be pantless
Oh God Sherrie you can take me to Mexico with your queef levitation.

Britney you will go to queef levitation class or no dinner.
by Haké Queefer September 26, 2022
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beefy queef

either a queef that smells like beef..... or describing a queef that had quite a large eruption
***mum walks in the room - does a beefy queef****
**** causes an earthquake ***
by Custard&mayo February 27, 2019
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Thunder Queef

The exhaust from a good pounding that vibrates the testicles so hard I can be fell for miles like a california earthquake
Chad's testicles were almost blown off over after the massive thunder queef nut shaker that came from lindsey's spasm chasm.
by Downwiththethickness January 22, 2022
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Beef Queef

When a man docks his anus to a woman's vagina, passes gas into it and the woman proceeds to queef it out.
Sam made me beef queef last night, it was gravy.
by MGK sux July 12, 2023
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Cronch queef

When you fart into a females genital
Dude I cronch queefed in Dylan’s mom 5 times last night
by Captain sandy hook April 12, 2022
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Queef merchant

A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.
by Mary queen of sluts February 23, 2023
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