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queef bar

A stupid granny slut who likes to get fucked multiple times by lesbian girls that stick large objects in their vaginas
by bushybeater7 August 21, 2016
mugGet the queef barmug.

Queef Locker

Queef Locker

Formerly known as the bunt or gunt modern science has discovered that the protrusion on a woman below her stomach is in fact where she stores her queefs.
Man I slapped her queef locker and it set off my car alarm.

Check out that queef locker she’s ready to blast off.
by JerBear 1977 June 14, 2018
mugGet the Queef Lockermug.

Queef merchant

A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.
Watch out, that ice cream man might be a queef merchant.
by Mary queen of sluts February 23, 2023
mugGet the Queef merchantmug.

Queef Stain

A queef stain is a pussy fart that’s so wet, that the juices get stuck on your underwear and you are unable to get it out
Oh crap, I jut got a queef stain. I better change my underwear before it stains through my pants.
by YeetSandel June 26, 2019
mugGet the Queef Stainmug.

queef tenderloin

When you fart out of your vagina so much that your loins become tender and irritated.
I have a serious case of Queef Tenderloin right now. Do you have any baby powder?
by Stevie LaLa January 12, 2018
mugGet the queef tenderloinmug.

Queef and relief

The sweet relief of releasing feacal matter while sitting on the toilet while also engaging in the act of the sex with a person who is also releasing feacal matter into the same bowl.
Yo I did a little queef and relief with Athena last night, that was some real multitasking, but my bathroom kind of a mess.
by q&r June 5, 2021
mugGet the Queef and reliefmug.

Twisted queef

When your pussy gets fucked so hard it gets twisted and then when you queef the air comes out all wonkey and shit and smells like tuna salad.
Bitch you pussy so twisted and smell I think you twisted queefed.
by Spider queef December 20, 2021
mugGet the Twisted queefmug.

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