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Queef merchant

A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.
Watch out, that ice cream man might be a queef merchant.
by Mary queen of sluts February 23, 2023
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queef cabinet

An alternate way to refer to the female genitals. Usually in a derogatory way.
A: How are things going with Brittany?
J: Everything was great, until she showed me her queef cabinet.
by Waynezz123 August 29, 2023
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Cranial Queefing

Euphemism for a major symptom of the incurable disease of CRS; (Can't Remember Shit). Presents in the patient as a manifestation of a violent or forceful expulsion of air or gas (Bull Shit) from the Cranium. aka:Cerebral Flatulence.

See Also: Brain Fart.
You will have to forgive my lack of attention today, I am suffering from a major attack of Cranial Queefing...
by Tore Up November 30, 2011
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Mouldy Queef

A term for when a fellow South London gang member releases odorous gas from his low riding anus.
Man u let off a mouldy queef, get me?
by BITCHAZSUKMYCOCK August 24, 2012
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Chair queef

The act of sitting on a leather chair and it letting out air.
Did you fart?

Nah man, it was a chair queef
by annonymouslegacy November 13, 2013
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titty-queef

A titty-queef, or tittie-queef, or TQ, is the act of expelling air from between or under one or both titties due to flapping against the chest during a sexual act.
Guy: "Yo, gurl, did you just titty-queef?"
Gurl: "No, I just normal queefed."
by meowforfuckssake October 21, 2014
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philly queef steak

When a female shoves pieces of chopped steak up her vagina hole and proceeds to queef them out when they are good and done. When she exerts her load, the pieces of steak shoot out like bullets and if you are in the path, you could be a victim of Philly queef steak welts.
Bill said Hillary was a thirsty girl that wanted more meat in her snatch, so she proved him right by perfectly executing the Philly Queef Steak on him in the White House bedroom.
by BoobieDixon69 October 29, 2015
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