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Purple Veiny One

The main source of food and train of thought of the native Laurence. Although denial is quite prevelant, the native Laurence has a sharp nose for the Purple Veiny One, especially if its place is on the body of a woman that was once a man
"I've taken a large shit before.....I'm sure i could cop a purple veiny one from a tranny"
by pooftaguts February 21, 2010
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Purple Hammer

When you grab your dick and squeeze it until the head turns purple, then mercilessly punch the head or with a purple mallet/hammer. This act is usually done intoxicated and was originated by New Hampshire's own Matthew "Bordmatt" Warriner.
Hey what is Bordmatt doing?
Oh he is just over there doing his Purple Hammer thing.
by KatieBanks, Bordmatt September 5, 2013
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Purple Snake

The Purple Snake when someone or you squeeze the penis so hard that it turns purple. It is generally a rare occurrence, but it can still occur.
Holy shit Dude, you look fucking dead.
Yeah, Sarah gave me a killer Purple Snake.
by The Actual Urban One July 5, 2014
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Purple Drank

promethazine and codeine(purple flavor) mixed with sprite or any other lemon-lime soda...100X better than alcohol..Alcohol makes you angry..Purple Drank makes you happy..

Other names for it include..sizzurp, lean and Texas Tea

It is tradionally drinked out of white Styrofoam cups..drinking too much may cause dizziness and eventually seizures..Lil Wayne has said that he experiences seizures from it but doesn't wanna quit..cuz it's so damn good !!!

Some ppl even dip blunts/joints in purple drank to make them feel even more high

Jolly ranches and some sour skittles enhance da flavor !!!!
Mark: "Aye, why are you so happy??"

Jim:"Man, I just had some of dat Purple Drank"

Mark:"Oh, pour some in my cup dog"
by AlexSizzurp August 13, 2014
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purple teletubby

The gayest teletubby in the motha fuckin teletubbies
Person 1: your a purple teletubby. Person 2: The fuck?
by Lubas Maximus January 23, 2017
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purple head

the purple head is the tip of the penis, more noticeable if you have been circumcised
john: dude my purple head is puffy today
joe: is it purple?
john: yeah
by gooeyduck69 June 5, 2020
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Purple

by heyheyhey2021 January 4, 2021
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