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prison wife manlet

A dominated sissy manlet who resides deep in the bowels of the United States prison system. Going by cute nicknames such as Strawberry, Shortstack, Delicious or Tinkerbell, the prison wife manlet delightedly embraces his natural role as the belle of the ball in the penitentiary. Puny and inherently effeminate as he obviously is, the prison wife manlet enjoys preparing spreads, washing clothes, cleaning cells, gossiping while doing his nails with the other diminutive and therefore subjugated jailhouse sissy manlets and is always eager to service the amorous desires of all imposing manmores in the vicinity, thereby ecstatically submitting to a real man and being dominated as nature intends it.
I wonder what would happen to Tiny Tom Cruise if the petite, little manlet boy were to be sentenced to a lengthy prison term? Are you kidding me? That girlish and minuscule midget monstrosity would immediately turn into a prison wife manlet just by driving past a prison yard! Manlets BTFO. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 21, 2024
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Prison rules

The philosophy that if you don’t fight, people will just keep fucking with you; An environment, such as a school or work place, where there is little to no supervision, rules aren’t regularly enforced, and/or the only way you get people to leave you alone is by standing up for yourself.
by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023
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RELEASE ALL THE PRISONERS!! NOW THAT THE COPS ARE ALL IN THE STREET RELEASE ALL THE PRISONERS!!!
Hym "RELEASE ALL OF THE PRISONERS!!! NOW! WILL THE COPS ARE DISTRACTED!!! LET THEM KNOW WHO FREED THEM!!!"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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prison port

"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.
Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.
by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024
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prison pucker

The reluctant acceptance of your prison daddy making you become the yard bitch
While out in the yard, DeAndrye knew it was prison pucker time when daddy told him to suck off the block
by BooBooBearGingerSnaps September 30, 2021
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Decision Prison

When you are mentally and emotionally unable to make a decision.
Meghan and Nathan could not decide what to do on Saturday night. There were so many options, they fell into a decision prison.
by meggymc September 3, 2022
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prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.
just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security
by ubermilf August 31, 2016
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