Pity Poon

A technique where one embraces a display of self pity and wallowing to achieve vass amounts of poon

"He's getting the pity poon again"

by A Stewin December 5, 2017

Fresh poon

New girls what is alive and kicking

Friend: Dude let's hit the cemetery and check out some Necro Poon.

Guy: Nah man, I love that Fresh Poon ennit.

by TheBigHandle September 10, 2018

Necro poon

Dead pussy

Guy: I'm into that Fresh Poon from the club

Friend: Nah man, let's just hit the cemetery and check out some Necro Poon.

by TheBigHandle September 11, 2018

Anti-poon

A person who gets absolutely no women due to them being a dumb bastard and not having a way with the ladies.

A person who repels pussy.

Manny was not a good wingman because he was the fuckin Anti-poon.

by gursher ghuman February 26, 2020

Q’poon

Non-binary, short-term residents of Montreal, Quebec who migrate there for conceptual art, queer theory, derelicte fashion, and an extended adolescence.

Watch your back, there are Q’poon among us.

by hippogriffy December 8, 2020

heal pools

Badboyhalo favorite upgrade in bedwars. Heal pool, also known as simp pool.

Heal pools are the best!

by guccidogbeds April 1, 2021

Berky Poobs

Exemplary perky boobs. Usually said as an exclamation.

Tyler: DAMN Whitney’s got it going on. Check out them berky poobs!

by Noveske December 31, 2021