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Coom-pilled

Coombrained beyond all recognition. Pornography is now an ideology.
Brad: Did you see Phil's latest Insta post? He's worshiping that porn chick like she's the first female pope.

Johnny: Man, he's coom-pilled beyond all recognition.
by Thin White Duke January 11, 2024
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Pill Yourself

Telling someone to take their prescription medication if they haven't yet

•Telling someone to kill themselves by overdosing
•Hey grandma, stop talking with your schizo demons and pill yourself.

You suck ass, you fatherless twat. Go pill yourself.
by Un2siast January 15, 2024
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Grey Pill

THE GRAY PILL
you have seen the blue pill.
you have seen the red pill.
you have seen the black pill.
you have seen the green pill.
you have seen the purple pill.
after learning about all these pills you have decided that everybody was born with an extra chromosome.
now you see things for how they are and not how you or others want them to be.

congratulations.
person 1: i am grey pilled.
person 2: what does that mean?
person 1: fuck off.
by BASED MOTHER FUCKER January 17, 2024
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grey oblong pill

It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nanotechnology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
It tells you what to do
It's preprogrammed
It's amazing
Speaks to you directly
You behave as
It's appraising
Helps you act correctly
Helps you to be cool
It helps you rule
1: Hey dude, you got a grey oblong pill yet?
2: Yeah! It looks like Keanu Reeves
by thesquip January 28, 2024
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Gold-pilled

Beyond the red pill. Taking the gold pill is when you completely reject the Abrahamic superstructure of Western society and see its destructive nature for what it is. A gold-pilled person is often a student of history who has noticed the cyclical chaos of Judaism, derived from the Hebrew Bible, and how Christian and Islamic societies reinforce it. They see Judeo mythology as inherently unstable and in place only to serve Jews, both atheist and religious. Instead of seeking to reconcile "Judeo-Christian values" and other such fallacies, a Gold Piller opts for a return to Germanic/Norse paganism or ancient Roman/Greek religion. While not entirely opposed to Atheism, Gold Pillers also note that "New Atheism," focused on secular humanism, neatly fits into the Jewish paradigm of the 21st century. In other words, atheism of the modern age is Kosher, and it does not fundamentally challenge the current regime. Well-known Gold Pillers include Richard Spencer, Dr. Mark Brahmin, and other figures in the online Apollonian space.
"Hey, Jimmy, what do you make of the escalation in the Middle East? Do you think Iran will drag the West into WW3?"

"No, Buck, I'm gold-pilled, not stupid. Israel and its proxies in the West are behind this madness. Judeo-Christian values aren't a thing either, and we have no business letting the Zionists control America's policy. Let Israel deal with this latest chimp-out on its own."
by navajojoe69 January 31, 2024
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gnome pilled

my mate sid is so gnome pilled and based
by opiumreal April 11, 2023
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gnome pilled

“i’m so gnome pilled and based” - my mate sid
by opiumreal April 11, 2023
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