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Parker

Parker is a beauty, cute and funny. He’s a green eyes blondie that will take your heart away once you get to know him. He can be self Centered and you know never know what he’s thinking. He’s often very closed off and unreachable. You try to get closer him but it’s impossible. He pulls you in every time and you feel safe, for a second until you wake up back to reality every time and ask yourself what your doing. He loves sports and often is obsessed with baseball. He can be a jerk to be people he finds unsuperior to him and his family is awful. When you look into his eyes you see him. Only him. And underneath all that sarcasism is hurt, and pain, and wanting to feel loved. And instead of showing people that love he plays with them. And nobody ever knows how much they truly meant to him. He reaches for validation and will go along with anywho f just to feel accepted. Socially by his friends. His friends are everything. He’s a very social person and only shows his true Color’s once and I while and when he does it will either be so good it’s a dream or a never ending nightmare you can never wake up from. The memories are good when you have them and he’s so amazing sometimes you can’t let go.
Parker is remarkable
by Ali(3) July 8, 2022
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PARKER

Has a beer billy and is a fat lard who also drinks coke and eats mickeys every day.
OOO look there is a parker
by maiovhjzsdwf February 14, 2022
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Parker

sucks at hockey and rages a lot
Person 1: You suck at hockey
Parker: *Kicks Shins Breaks Leg*
by SUCKSATHOCKEY November 12, 2019
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Parker

The kind of guy who likes getting pegged, like alot..
"Oh did you meet parker last friday?"

"Yeah he likes getting pegged!"
by goodbøy October 13, 2020
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Indonesian Parker Man

Peni Suparto. The Mayor of Malang from 2003 to 2013. It is nicknamed as that because of the name similarities between this and Peni Parker.
Marc: That Indonesian Parker Man is very nice.
by hellothere356 October 23, 2023
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Parker

Parker’s usually have a big temper. They love spending time with their friends, sneaking out, eating food, binge watching and they also love excitement in their lives. They’re very beautiful and can be very bossy. When a Parker wants something to go her way, it goes her way. Parker’s can also be crazy at heart, but they sometimes choose the wrong friends to be around. They’re very fun and belong with somebody special. Don’t ever let a Parker go.
“Parker’s one of a kind
by Gidget the Midget April 10, 2020
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Parker Lang

a cool man who loves pizza tower and has a massive penis
Parker lang is such a cool guy who plays alot of pizza tower.
by animan_lover4322 April 11, 2023
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