Parker LeGoff

That one dude that has a massively small cock. He loves sophomore girls named Aven and loves watching truck videos. He also goes by the name Zartak!!

Holy Cow!! It Parker LeGoff!!
Oh yea, he has the tiniest of wieners!! Oh and he sure does like sophomore girls from Kossuth.

by JLB55 November 2, 2021

Parker

just a nigga with a rocket launcher

parker

by dumbassjames November 2, 2021

Peter Parker

Who?

Person 1: I met this guy named Peter Parker
Person 2: Who?

by Animus_Magnum January 31, 2022

Peter Parker

Who?

Who's peter parker?

by WogKroxy January 31, 2022

Caleb Parker House

The only man for me.

I will forever love Caleb Parker House

by Calebs wife February 4, 2022

Parker Wolcott

A Security Supervisor that is lazy and doesn’t do shit while getting paid $24/hour. Parker is also a sissy boy who doesn’t like confrontation.

Damn bro, did you know that Parker wolcott got a raise for doing nothing?

by Mr wolcott March 8, 2022

Parker

He gets really attached to you when won’t let go. He’s very emotional and emotionally attached he touches you even when you’re telling him to stop he is caring sometimes and very sensitive he is a liar. He laughs at everything even when it’s not funny he has a really bad sense of humor. He is very horny

Is that parker coming? Run

by Longpantsperson March 11, 2022