When a man willingly has his head clingfilmed to a lady’s bare bum, effectively “sealing in the freshness,” before she lets rip a series of farts that slow-cook him like a supermarket chicken.
Considered by locals to be the traditional mating ritual of Inverurie, often performed after a few pints and a kebab, and said to “bind two souls tighter than industrial clingfilm.”
Usually accompanied by soggy farts, muffled giggling, and one mate in the corner shouting, “It’s nae over till the clingfilm rips!"
Considered by locals to be the traditional mating ritual of Inverurie, often performed after a few pints and a kebab, and said to “bind two souls tighter than industrial clingfilm.”
Usually accompanied by soggy farts, muffled giggling, and one mate in the corner shouting, “It’s nae over till the clingfilm rips!"
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“Sally dumped Paul ‘cause he wouldn’t try an Inverurie Oven. She said he wasn’t ‘husband material.’”
“Lads, I swear I nearly passed out — she gave me an Inverurie Oven deluxe after curry night.”
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A term used to describe a specific type of party-hopping, drama-loving girl from Grand Junction, Colorado — often found baking under tanning lamps, riding shotgun in lifted trucks and ricer’s with a different guy ever time, and somehow always dodging accountability like she’s on a varsity team for it. Known for a fiery mix of chaotic energy, glitter-stained selfies, and a suspiciously high tolerance for Four Loko.
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