Nut Goblin

1. One who hordes male testicles, as a means to show self worth and masculinity.
2. One who steals excessive amounts of kills in video games, in order to feel as if they contributed towards the team.

1. That nut goblin would steal my kill.
2. Boot this nut goblin I am so sick of him stealing my kills.

by Rhal426 May 24, 2009

Pizza Nuts

Nuts covered in pimples. Or pizza sauce.

Sally sucked Bill's pizza nuts and now they are wet pizza nuts.

by FredBilly October 10, 2008

Rape nuts

1.A savage groping of a mans testicles, usually by a woman.
2.A grabbing and tearing of the genital area

Man that bitch opened up a box of RAPE NUTS on Roy.

by Mc Matt December 03, 2004

v-nut

Short for "varicose nut." When one testicle is considerably larger than another, often due to bloodflow-related issues.

Ain't no girl gonna be able to fit that v-nut in her mouth.

by K. Itty February 16, 2005

lover's nuts

A early archaic term for blue balls.

"The bitch was such a prick tease she gave me lover's nuts."

by shwilla May 11, 2008

Pumpkin Nuts

slang for a boy with red hair...you think about that for a minute and it the true meaning will come.

That Marty McFreckles is a real pumpkin nuts!

by Tina McMullet November 02, 2006

kleg nuts

when your shit gets tangled and matted into your pubic hair and creates balls of shitty hair.

"Go lick your kleg nuts"

by i hate ja rule March 17, 2003