The Book of Aaron

The Book of Aaron is an amazing book, that has the potential to change people's lives for the better, but most likely for the worst. It's currently being written so it is not finished, but rest assured that Aaron (the author and cult leader) is working very hard on it. It covers many issues and opens new and intriguing ideas for questions that have been asked many times. Please buy a copy, Aaron (the author and cult leader) is desperate and most likely poor.

"I love the book of Aaron its so smart and good, I wish I could marry him"

by Rema D October 25, 2020

False booking

When you someone on FB or MS talks about how wonderful life is and always post about what a good time they are having...And then when you actually spend time with them they are just misserable....

Yvette: So how did your night out with Lisa go
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"

by TerribleTink June 23, 2010

Bathroom booking

The moment when wiping ones ass that the toilet paper rips and you inadvertently put a finger on or in your brownie hole, thus allowing you to leave your fingerprints on the paper like a jail booking.

Everytime I use one-ply toilet paper I give myself the bathroom booking.

by Donkeysdong July 26, 2018

Throne booking

The act of scrolling through ones feed, responding or wall monitoring while on the toilet.

Brian: "You have anything to read in your bathroom"
Matt: "If you had an iPhone you'd be throne booking right now"

by ididthat October 25, 2011

book boyfriend

Basically, a male fictional crush.

"I love Keefe, he's my book boyfriend."

by whywouldyouwannaknow? July 2, 2023

the book of the damned

A book for the damned. Nuff said.

Joe: Hey! That man was so freaking evil!
Shelly: He should go in the book of the damned!

by AnonymousPieceofshit May 29, 2016

Pushing Book

To study extensively for long periods of time. This is often found being done the night before a huge test or exam.

Sesi: We're writing Economics tomorrow and I haven't started studying!
Doug: I'm going to be Pushing Book tonight till the early hours.. I suggest you do the same because it counts 50% of our year mark.

by Sesita June 22, 2011