The Ol Joseph Smith

When you get head from a Mormon girl
My buddy went to Utah for the holidays and was telling me about how he got The Ol Joseph Smith. He said she could suck the shine off a Cadillac.
by Tyler Ovist November 26, 2024
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You are now the Master of Boredom, You wrote the QWERT keyboard combo diagonally and repeated it again with the shift button on. You've already grown young one, now, it's time to find more combos, I wish you great luck and strength.
Me: So you're bored?
You: Yeah, what should I do, I've already done all the QWERT combos
Me: There is more young one, try this one: "1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik9ol0p!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|"
You: Okay I'll try
Me: Good luck young one!
by Mikure_SMM2 September 18, 2023
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Ol’ Creamy mints

When your about to splooge in someone’s mouth and they have already mouthwash in.
Man…last night we got back from dinner and the wife wanted to keep it fresh and sexy, so I gave her the ol’ creamy mints.
by MXKULTRA November 27, 2024
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big ol eyes

Spongebob: 👁👁
The Flying Dutchman: AND STOP STARIN’ AT ME WITH THEM BIG OL EYES!
Spongebob: • •
by Yeehawwwwwww April 22, 2021
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Sister: Stop pretending to type random letters and play Pony Town.
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