micro wave

A microscopic wave, mathematically impossible microscopic wave

A micro wave is small

by Maxifire32 August 25, 2022

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anal wave

An anal wave is a fart. Passing gas.

Oh! I ate a big plate of beans. I feel an anal wave coming on.

by Purplenado March 07, 2023

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carrot-waving

Insincere offers of incentives used in place of actual incentives or as virtue signaling. Mentioning funding, promotions or benefits without the authority, intention or ability to deliver.

“Management has nothing left to offer us apart from some carrot-waving. Frankly, I’m more worried where that carrot is going to end up.”

by ragnar hairy breeches January 26, 2024

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Schrodinger's Wave

When a person might be waving at either you or a person behind you. There is no way to know unless you turn around to check.

"Bro, I was stuck in a Schrodinger's Wave yesterday!"

"How so?"

"I saw this lady waving in my direction and I wasn't sure if she was referring to me or someone else. Turns out she was waving to someone behind me after I checked."

"Damn, that's rough bro. Must've felt awkward afterwards."

by Rockonboy123 April 30, 2023

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