Fanum Tax

Originally made from streamer Fanum as he taxes his friend's food in the AMP house for a certain percentage

"Oh hey Billy those fries look good! Fanum tax! *takes a couple fries*

by fortniet4942 May 3, 2024

Fanum tax

When someone steals some of your food.

Someone fanum taxed me!! 😭😭😭😭

by Totallyxgwen January 20, 2024

Ass Tax

When she constantly shares all her issues about her life but doesn’t want an emotionally connected relationship, or she makes little contribution to the relationship besides looking good & being on her phone 24/7, you charge her ass tax for your time spent with her. Like a therapist.

“We spent a lot of time talking about your last relationship. I’ll have to charge you ass tax”

“You’re kid broke my lamp when you were over my house so I’ll have to tax that ass of yours for payment.”

“I got dinner, you pay the ass tax later.”

by SirMasterDaddyDom April 25, 2021

Latency Tax

The invisible price humans pay for stubbornly refusing to use AI, automation, or any modern tool that could make their life easier, faster, or less soul-crushing.

Karen spent six hours formatting a Word doc while the intern just asked an AI to do it and went out for bubble tea.
Reply: “Karen’s not slow… she’s just making monthly payments on the latency tax.”

by CL4NK November 3, 2025

Nut Tax

The monthly tax almost all men have to pay after nutting in the wrong woman and not marrying them.

Jimbo: “Damn, I barely have enough money to pay the nut tax for lil’ Jimmy this month.”
Richy: “Are you talking about child support?”

by GoodRep May 3, 2022

Odin's travel tax

Clothes or jewelry you lose on a road trip.

"I can't find my earring. I guess it's Odin's travel tax now."

by Nyx13 March 21, 2024

fanum tax

when a trans girl says "fanum tax" is like when a white girl says "period(t.)"

then he said "i dont wanna see your tuck" so i said "gtf out of here. fanum tax."

by laundy42069 November 30, 2023