Nice Young Lady

1. A wonderful young lady that has not yet been introduced to porn like appendages wrought of chemical enhancement.

2. A nice way to suggest that someone might be somewhat strict in cognitive assertions.

3. A politically correct manner in which someone might assert the extreme dysfunction of either of the above examples. (context)

1. The Queen of England noted that her eye fell upon a nice young lady while riding in the parade.

2. 'Der was 'dis cunt...

She was not a cunt, she was a nice young lady.

No she wasn't, she was a cunt. She had me take off my shoes and promise not to step on the floor while I walked to my room, that I paid for in her whore presence with real money that she never had seen before.

3. Great personality, what a great girl, if she were only my mother, nice place, great ass, wonderful hair, how can I get some of that?, I could be her father, Hate fuck her and leave, Hate fuck her and stay, Hate fuck her, I know a place.....

by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008

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nice guy

1. A guy who might very well get laid a ton but will never pleasure fuck someone he knows is vulnerable. A nice guy is just as capable of casual sex as anyone else but he'll give you the heads up.

2. A guy who is usually very handsome and secure enough about himself to empathize with women. He might have problems fitting in for not betraying his values but he persists.

3.A man often derided by ugly jocks and stupid girls who equate the presence of empathy in a person with an absence of confidence.

4. A very cool, profound man who often possesses great artistic gifts. He may grow up to be a rockstar and laugh in the faces of the petty little shitheads who teased him for not fitting in.

5. A man who will kick your ass just as fast as any other if you mess with him but would not dare hit his wife or girlfriend.

That cool rocker was a nice guy who was opposed to sexism with a passion. I'll be damned if he didn't kick that jock shithead's ass though...

by Laertes July 29, 2007

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the word you use when you can't think of anything that isn't insulting to say about a person.

Guy 1: "wow this major slut just text me and asked me what I thought about her, what do I do?"

Guy 2: "Just say she is really nice."

Guy 1: " But she's a total bitch!"

Guy 2: "I know, just tell her she is nice, she'll take the hint."

by colton the flying monkey May 21, 2011

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A male who claims to be nothing but nice and compassionate towards women and as a result feels he deserves acknowledgment from females but never gets any because in reality he is actually a douchebag for thinking that he is owed something just for being respectful and nice. That's called being a fucking decent human being, dummies, and no one owes you shit for that.

This guy thinks he's going to get some ass just because he's nice to me sometimes. What a stereotypical nice guy.

by amateurleader July 6, 2014

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