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mushroom stampin

To poke a male in the forehead with a penis.
Brett Mushroom Stamped Mark late last night in brett's basement.
by E-Haw December 26, 2002
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Gandalf Mushrooms

An extraordinarily wrinkly mushroom found in the lands of North America. This mushroom resembles the lower chin of an extremely old man, and is said to have the wisest powers of them all but fends off its opponent by its unattractive, war-torn, wrinkly chin and mouldy cap. This lad has seen it all. It will only appear when the picker is specifically supposed to be doing something and accidentally comes across it.
I was supposed to be beating rose and blackberry brambles but got distracted by these huge Gandalf Mushrooms
by Oobagogo November 4, 2023
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The Mushroom stamp

When you smack a bitch with your dick and it leave the outline of your dick. The Mushroom Stamp
I met this one hoe so i gave her the mushroom stamp.
by Coochie eater 69 April 29, 2019
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mushroom jerry

When a girl sits on your lap and busts out a big hot fart.
My girlfriend and I were at the bar and my girlfriend gave me a mushroom jerry and I felt the rumble.
by Wes Futrell November 13, 2020
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mushroom

a disgusting filth of growth that is literal fungi and tastes like alien slime and smells like your worst nightmare.
if you are someone who has had the unfornunate meeting of taste buds to mushroom, please seek assistance before you turn 40
by dellabella July 11, 2022
mugGet the mushroommug.
Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.
A:"Damn Shalissa got that Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake"
B:"Deadass?"
A:"Deadass"
by n1qq4s May 31, 2017
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Minge mushrooms

In all of this hot weather Kylie ended up with a big crop of minge mushrooms
by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024
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