At least we're not Mississippi

Something most Americans say when their state sucks at something, because Mississippi is usually at the bottom of lists of things most people want in their state.

Our infrastructure is crumbling, our schools are underfunded, and our politicians are crooks, but at least we're not Mississippi.

At least we're not Mississippi by randomsoutherngirl January 22, 2026

vicksburg, mississippi 

a town full of drama and pregnant 13 year olds

Dang I wouldn't want to live in Vicksburg, Mississippi.

vicksburg, mississippi by real boy lucas February 9, 2017

mississippilessly 

(adv.) to count without the use of the word Mississippi. (e.g., 1, 2, 3). Popularized by Ross Geller from the sit-com Friends, in the episode "The One With Ross's Tan".

"I barely got to three Mississippi."
"You're only supposed to count to five!"
"Mississippilessly?"

mississippilessly by alrightbucko July 8, 2018

mississipi mudslide 

(noun) Usually used as a tactic of revenge/humiliation. Upon planning to have anal sex with a man, a woman consumes a healthy dose of laxatives. Then, once the action begins, she proceeds to shit all over his genitals and legs, leaving him absolutely appalled. As he stands in horror, she turns around and swiftly kicks him in the balls.

Still angry over being racooned, she invited him over for the evening, only to completely humiliate him with a Mississipi Mudslide.

mississipi mudslide by Radam Rutchison November 19, 2006

Missisipi sucker 

This is a sexual act usually performed by a woman. The woman takes a straw from a juice box and plunges it into the urethera of the male and begins to suck out the urine.

That kinky bitch gave me a missisipi sucker

Missisipi sucker by East side golden white boi November 5, 2014

Mississipi slinky slap 

The mississipi slinky slap is when you pull your moist dick out of another man and and he procedes to grasp it until it turns blue, then he will give it a nice slap with a 2 by 4. This will knock your balls into your own asshole. Illegal in all countries.

When tim pulled the mississipi slinky slap on me, i couldnt get my balls out of my ass for a week.

Mississipi slinky slap by Slapyoballswitha2by4 November 15, 2017

Mizzissippi 

This is when you have reached an all time low. Way worse than Mizz Town. You have no idea which way to turn. FML.

my life sucks, im so Mizzissippi right now

Mizzissippi by samhump3 October 13, 2011