I just mini crit in my pants!
by Dante31 October 21, 2010
The new Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, who isn't quite as crazy and not as smart as his father Kim Jong Il.
by zen velo December 19, 2011
A sexy witchy woman of the highest calibre of intelligence. She will steal your soul and offer it up to the river Gods. She never Strays too far from the Nashwaak River, because she is in love with it.
by Robin of the Woods September 03, 2020
When a friend offers you a list and you jump in the back seat leaving the passenger seat vacant. Hence making it look like a taxi. Comments like.... can you put the AC on? and have you been working long? are actively encouraged.
by craster October 19, 2015
The act of having a chub cock and beating it off. When you finally cum the penis is 2” above the wrap of your hand and semen blasts in the air and some trickles down your hand like miniature lava flows.. you then flick the semen that’s around your think band pointer finger at an object eg a woman a dog a small animal and so on
Me:Damn mike Shannon’s mad at me!
Mike:why
Me:I was performing a Mini-Lava Flow for my girlfriend Shannon and I thought the lava the pooled on the bottom of my hand would look good on her so I flicked it and hit her near the eyes with it
Mike:Damn, savage
Mike:why
Me:I was performing a Mini-Lava Flow for my girlfriend Shannon and I thought the lava the pooled on the bottom of my hand would look good on her so I flicked it and hit her near the eyes with it
Mike:Damn, savage
by King anal hair February 17, 2019
A very simple miniature motorcycle, consisting of a frame, small wheels, handlebars, a centrifugal clutch or torque converter and a small engine usually under 250cc. not to be confused with pit bikes and pocket bikes. but those terms are used interchangeably. is fun for everyone . prone to doing wheelies and usually goes anywhere from 15-40 mph. upgrade are cheap. you can have something that can beat cars in a drag race for under 1,000$ each one is unuque and you can customize it to your style and liking.
"woah did you just see that mini bike" "got me a stage kit for mi predator 212. she got 10 hole horses now"
by Adam504 March 28, 2020
A style of clothing, typically worn by young children in the upper echelon of Stockholm, Sweden. Popularised by influencers such as Bruce Lee, Marcus Rolf and "Greven", who these kids look up to for guidance. Examples of clothing pieces include cashmere-sweaters, tight jeans and Lanvin shoes.
by branting May 06, 2024