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Meat Warmer

1.The Meat Warmer commonly dwells in humid climates. It patrols the strrets in search of sexual profit,i.e. a hooker.

2. Meat Warmer:Adj./V. - An old woman or one of less than average looks sitting at the end of the bar when everyone is leaving. She has struck out with the good lloking men and now sits in wait for the most drunk of the leftovers to ask her to accompany him home. She of course will do the favor, only if to ease her suffering and feelings of rejection. She knows that she is simply a hole to fill when nothing else pans out for the loneliest of men.
"Ahh, these girls are out of my league and I am horny. Guess I am drunk enough to take home that meat warmer"!- see also, Swamp Donkey, Jackel Arm, & Goin' Hoggin'.
by WindoLickr June 10, 2009
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Meat Bomber

(n) A military aircraft configured to drop paratroopers. So called because if the parachute of the paratrooper does not open, then the sky diver becomes a meat bomb.
Hey Falvey, what is that C-130 Hercules carrying today?
Well Lachlan, it is taking some of the 82nd Airborne paratroopers out for jump practice.
Ok then, it is on meat bomber duties. I hope there won't be any mess.
by NZAP 9041 January 19, 2011
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Meat Maraca

(n.) it is another word for a clam noodle, chocolate dipped ice cream pickle, frog-ankle, cube of butter. Penis.
holy shit! did you see that guy shaking his meat maraca in the bathroom? thing musta owed him money.
by bill the real bilder May 13, 2010
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Meat Wedgie

The act of tucking one's meat in between the cheeks of their buttocks.
One man crosses his legs so much so his meat is wedged between his loins. Thus, creating a Meat Wedgie.
by Mallowcheeks April 14, 2009
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Meat Catch

When a man, usually in the showers, swings his cock and balls forward then proceeds to catch them inbetween his legs on the down swing, forming a visable mangina!
wow! Did you see adam lloyd in the shower he did the best meat catch ive ever seen
by marchantman April 24, 2009
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Meat wig

It is a pubic wig that is placed around the genitals to cover up a rash or crabs.
Oh man my crotch itches and I have a rash! She was using a meat wig.....
by Nudemonkeybush May 18, 2007
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meat pied

after your throat gets slit and you are dumped into the basement into Mrs. Lovett's bakery, she shoves you into the oven and prepares you into a meat pie.
Sweeney Todd's victims are always meat pied. Well, almost always.
by Happy Pie March 14, 2008
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