Meat Catch

When a man, usually in the showers, swings his cock and balls forward then proceeds to catch them inbetween his legs on the down swing, forming a visable mangina!

wow! Did you see adam lloyd in the shower he did the best meat catch ive ever seen

by marchantman April 24, 2009

yeet that meat

Beating your meat, masturbating

Let's yeet that meat !

by Yas gurl July 23, 2018

slangin meat

A male who is amazing at sex & have multiple sex partners in different locations.

Man, that boy Grady be all over the place on the weekends slangin meat! He need to slow down before he slip up & put a baby in a Trick!

by Sweet Meat Sippi King July 23, 2016

Braise-the-Meat

A masturbation method that involves dry jerking the meat followed by a wet jerk session, typically in the shower, in order to maximize performance.

I'm going to go braise-the-meat before I take that pussy to poundtown.

by Jeremy Hartman August 13, 2016

Meat Bomber

(n) A military aircraft configured to drop paratroopers. So called because if the parachute of the paratrooper does not open, then the sky diver becomes a meat bomb.

Hey Falvey, what is that C-130 Hercules carrying today?
Well Lachlan, it is taking some of the 82nd Airborne paratroopers out for jump practice.
Ok then, it is on meat bomber duties. I hope there won't be any mess.

by NZAP 9041 January 19, 2011

meat pied

after your throat gets slit and you are dumped into the basement into Mrs. Lovett's bakery, she shoves you into the oven and prepares you into a meat pie.

Sweeney Todd's victims are always meat pied. Well, almost always.

by Happy Pie March 14, 2008

Meat Maraca

(n.) it is another word for a clam noodle, chocolate dipped ice cream pickle, frog-ankle, cube of butter. Penis.

holy shit! did you see that guy shaking his meat maraca in the bathroom? thing musta owed him money.

by bill the real bilder May 13, 2010