Someone who cannot make any friends no matter how hard they try, works a dead-end job making less than $20k a year, lives with his parents past the age of 25, is fugly, fat, unattractive, emotionally immature, and mostly likely somewhere on the spectrum.
At the ten-year high school reunion, George (who was always a loner with no friends back in the day), was the only classmate to show-up stag. At 29, he still worked at a dead-end job making peanuts, still lived with his parents, 200 pounds overweight, face looking ugly as ever, had zero friends, and was an extreme loser.
by Alun Richardson June 6, 2022
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Get the dick head loser mug.an annoying weirdo that gets zero female interaction, makes everyone they interact with uncomfortable, and doesn’t know how to interact with people without saying some weirdo ass shit
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Get the dweeb loser mug.N- A person who finds just about anything as an embarrassment because they do not have the guts to put themselves out there.
N- A person who does not pass the vibe check.
N- A person who wastes their energy on who they view as 'damned', by ridiculing them... though only contradicts themselves with their unlawful, and obvious obsession with the 'damned'.
N- A person who thinks they are funny, but is an asshole.
N- a person who projects their lack and insecurity onto the world, creating the never-ending cycle of the concept of embarrassment. Not only do they trap themselves in a box, but everyone else who is seeking happiness elsewhere, besides the traditional route.
N- A person who does not pass the vibe check.
N- A person who wastes their energy on who they view as 'damned', by ridiculing them... though only contradicts themselves with their unlawful, and obvious obsession with the 'damned'.
N- A person who thinks they are funny, but is an asshole.
N- a person who projects their lack and insecurity onto the world, creating the never-ending cycle of the concept of embarrassment. Not only do they trap themselves in a box, but everyone else who is seeking happiness elsewhere, besides the traditional route.
Karen: "Did you see how they were dancing? So obnoxious."
Penny: "No, Karen. I was too busy having fun. Don't be a looser."
Karen: "Did you see that their tag was out,?'
Penny: "No, Karen. Did you tell them their tag was out?"
Karen: "No."
Penn: " It sounds like there aren't too many thoughts up there, Karen. Don't be a loser."
Murray: "lol, all they post is (insert irritable vacuum sounds)."
George: "For the love of God, Murray, create a personality of your own."
Penny: "No, Karen. I was too busy having fun. Don't be a looser."
Karen: "Did you see that their tag was out,?'
Penny: "No, Karen. Did you tell them their tag was out?"
Karen: "No."
Penn: " It sounds like there aren't too many thoughts up there, Karen. Don't be a loser."
Murray: "lol, all they post is (insert irritable vacuum sounds)."
George: "For the love of God, Murray, create a personality of your own."
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Get the loser mug.Yea, the team lost, true, but how many teams still lose like that? They made it look awesome to lose, that's a California loser highlight reel right there (since not everything in life is about winning or outdoing).
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