Lazy licker McGee

A man or woman who is stingy with oral sex.
Someone who will fake an injury to get out of pleasuring their partner.
An ex lover who you look back and realize they always received but never gave
Now that I think about it I was always giving oral and I don't think she ever did...she is such a lazy licker McGee

I was always working that poll, and he never went down under.
by Mr. jashary January 09, 2009
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penis shit licker

Licker of shit coming from penis
you penis shit licker
by matt January 24, 2004
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Tree Licker

Someone who is always sucking face with someone else.

A professional "makeout artist".

An extreme kisser.
Emily : "Ehmahgawd, Cindy is such a tree licker! Too much PDA!"

Meaghan: "I know right?! She and her he-she lover need to just get a room already! Nobody wants to watch her shove her tongue down that freak's throat!"
by peacelove&musicgurrll August 15, 2011
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wee wee licker

someone who licks a man's penis...often used as an insult to a guy friend
"STFU you wee wee licker!!!"
by Chase Manley June 11, 2006
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Hiney Bone Licker

Usually a short bald fellow, who is at the whim of his companies executives.
The VP called his cell at 3:30 am, because his cable was down and the Hiney Bone Licker was happy to run right over to help.
by HBL JUNIOR December 07, 2007
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Combat Pussy Licker

Combat Pussy Licker. A women that happens to be a lesbian, that has the strong, combative nature of shoving it into your face the fact that she is a lesbian. A super butch in the manner of dress, talk and walk. Always on point about being a brutal Gay woman. Hooray for me and fuck you attitude. The kind of girl that has a tongue that can chop down an Zebrawood tree and she knows how to use it.
God Almighty, she's a past master C.P.L. for sure. A true Combat Pussy Licker.
by Screaming Pontiac Goat November 14, 2020
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Brown Turtle-Licker

a turtle licker is a person who licks the end of a poo when it is just coming out of someone's bum.
these people get a good rush of adrenaline when doing this and think its a brilliant sensation.
''Kami Bolton licked Emily Taylors Shit Turtle As She Thought It Was A Good Thing To Do At The Time.....this means she is a Brown Turtle-Licker''
by Ball Sack Jack ;) May 19, 2009
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