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Discord Kitten

Someone who more than likely watches anime and makes it their entire personality, and has never touched, nor seen the outside world. Also probably stink because they don’t know what a shower is.
“hey i’m going to call my discord kitten

“okay weeb”
by pussy licker 55 February 6, 2023
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Dick kittens

An exclamation. Especially in frustration of a small inconvenience
*at work*
*bumps coffee with elbow*
*softly*

“ahh dick kittens”

Whenever a sleeve snags on a doorknob! Wherever the trunk will not close! When you go to the store for milk and come back with 20 things none of which are milk!

Dick kittens!
by Picklesmakemyfeetstink April 22, 2020
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Discord Kitten

Kelvin - Hey did you see what the discord kitten did last Tuesday?
John - What did Muhammad do now?
Kelvin - He was meowing for nitro.
by Madoski October 7, 2022
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Discord Kitten Fetish

Oh yeah? Is THAT what you would have said before A.I.!? Programming? THAT'S NOT WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID BITCH! BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING GENIUS! AND A.I. EXISTS! YOU'RE WELCOME! AGAIN!
Hym "It's not a discord kitten fetish. I'm literally the creator of A.I. If I say people are watching me it's being A CERTAIN LEVEL OF SCRUTINY HAS BEEN MET AND THAT LEVEL OF CERTAINTY IS THAT OF GENIUS! And where did the A.I. come from bitch? What happened with the mysterious boom in A.I. technology? It's weird right? The same week I outlined exactly how you would go about allowing it to perceive, it was everywhere? What happened there? It's almost like a guy said he would do it... And then did it. But who? Oh, wait, right... Me. I'm the guy. The greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than everyone. Better than redheaded sluts. Better than retards. They actually tried to use Elon Musk's retardation against me. I was over here talking a bunch of shit about this OTHER retard and who I was better than all the retards... And then they revealed that he's an assburger like 'Oh-hoho! See? Maybe you're not better than- wait, did he just solve A.I.!? Ummm... Pretend he doesn't exist! Erase him!' And NOW LOOK AT YOU! NOW LOOK! And then I went on to create A.I. and ELON DID NOT DO THAT! Because... IF I SAY I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE RETARDS... I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE GODDAMN RETARDS!"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024
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Hill Kitten

A person who, in FPS objective game modes, spends all their time camping the zone. They usually have terrible K/D ratios, but their teams win because of their sacrifice.
Scrub: Yo xxxfalconloverxxx your K/D is terrible!

Goat: Dude back off, he's our Hill Kitten, he's going to get us the win!
by skorlax17 July 1, 2024
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kitten squishing

Verb:

To teabag new born kittens still in their embriotic sacks.
Last night, I had so much fun kitten squishing.
by jacob dublubdub November 29, 2011
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Discord kitten

A term used when talking about a online relationship. Also used in the app discord
“My discord kitten ate me out on roblox yesterday.”
by Super soaker gabby Adrian September 18, 2022
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