kelly cow

A female who does one or more of the following:
1) A person who will wake you up at 2 am to the sound of them breathing heavy and smacking their lips while eating oatmeal.
2) A racist girls who thinks its ok to joke '..my dad said if I want to visit Korea, I should just lock some trash in a bathroom and open it up in a few days'.
3) Sings Mariah Carey's touch my body in her bra while rubbing lotion on herself and eating peanut butter in the mirror. In all her fat roll glory.
4) Is fat and not cute.

When he called me a kelly cow, I just knew I had to hit the gym and stop eating them donuts.

by melubulongtime March 2, 2009

Kelly Clarkson

A euphemistic phrase uttered by single, middle-aged men who have little to no sexual experience beyond collecting action figures or listening to over-the-top '80s prog-rock supergroups.

In order to further crack down on indecency (as determined by ultra-rightwing geriatric conservative moralistic citizens feeling superior to every other human being on Earth) the FCC will not "bleep" out bad words like "fuck", "shit", "asshole", "cocksucker", "Kelly Clarkson" or other vile derivatives. Instead the high-pitched monotone chime will be replaced with a hyper-excited 5 year-old exclaiming such profound remarks as, "BUSH IS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER!!!", "DUBYA IS A GENIUS!!!", "EVERYONE MUST LOVE THE PRESIDENT" or "WAL MART IS THE FIRST, LAST AND ONLY PLACE TO BUY GREAT MUSIC AND MOVIES - IT'S ALL GOOD!".

by Boodmanarisin September 14, 2005

Kelly

A Big WHORE who will do anything for FREE.Kelly likes to stick big penis in her ass.

Kelly is a whore.

by Nick Valentine64 March 31, 2011

kerlyn

A bitchy hoe

Look at that kerlyn

by Zaxbie June 30, 2017

Kelly

a bitch in high heals, a sassy youth who thinks she's hot shit but just acts stupid and clueless

Beth: Yo, did you see Ashley wearing those heals complaining about how her parents got her the white iphone instead of the black one?

Mike: Yea, she's such a Kelly

by flippin' January 6, 2015

Kelly Schaffer

a very beautiful girl that has one specific person named trevor roach that cares about her alot and would do anything for her

Kelly Schaffer you should be trevor roach's boyfriend

by penn hills army man December 1, 2010

Kelly

Kelly is the most sexy man alive. He is to awesome for everyone. Later him his life he will become a NBA MVP. He will be better than MJ,Kobe,Lebron,Lonzo,and Russel Westbrook. Kelly will also break Russel Westbrooks record.

Kelly is the MVP.

by baller big dick aj May 18, 2017