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mofo jones

the mofo-ist, jones-ist, mofo in town. mofo Jones is what you can call a mate if they have been a bit crap to you. its a form of friendly insult, the kind of insult that won't upset the other person, but will make them aware of their stupid actions.
so if someone forgot to do something important, you could say "oh no, mofo jones" but only if its a friend, if its someone generally crap then please feel free to use real nasty insults.
by the voice of wisdom January 19, 2008
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Indiana jones

to be jonesing for or have a strong need to go to the state of Indiana.
Playa I'm tired of pimpin' it here in Ohio...I got big time Indiana jones!
by Nick D March 18, 2003
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Tomos Jones

He's so tomos jones he shags sheep.
by Nik philips June 15, 2009
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nic jones

English translation for Cuban phrase, "ni cojones." Literally, not even the pubes. For use when talking about looking for something in particular and finding nothing.
Carlos: Oye, did you find that shit you were looking for?

Eddie: Nic jones, man.
by OmaCam November 27, 2007
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Indiana Jones

When a male quickly remove a woman's tampon and replaces the immediately achieved space with his erect penis without her consent or knowledge.
A drunk woman is sleeping in bed beside her boyfriend during her menstrual cycle. He Indiana Jones her.
by Youreahooker January 10, 2015
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conner jones

A sexy ass mother fucker who has a big dick and is a gangsta
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Jax Jones

A faggot that thinks he is cool. A nerd that only takes pride in video games.
Do you'r such a bitch im starting to think your jax jones
by Jake1342 December 12, 2017
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