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jess

A bad - ass MunchKin from the land of Oz who doesn’t let anyone stand in her way. She’s super artistic and has an unnatural passion for animals. She’s very sweet but also isn’t afraid to kick butt when she needs to.
Jess is awesome!
by SepticQueen99 June 18, 2018
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Jesse

Jesse, is the type of guy you will want to be with. He's strong, nice, and caring. Every time you feel alone, your friend Jesse will always be there to cheer you up. Everytime you want to sing, he will want to sing with you. He doesn't like math, but loves reading. Every time they give him a math test, he will always get 100 percent. He will always read when he's at school. He will make a team to defend his friends from bullying. Jesse loves to make friends. If your alone, go ask a boy named jesse! He may be girly, but don't judge people! #jesselovessinging #jesserocks #jesseisstrong
Jesse is kind and a sweet guy, he will always sing with you.
by MitchieTheNiceGirl June 30, 2018
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Jesse Smellwood

A poser crust punker that will lick your ass for a shot of cheap vodka, will only lend you cigarettes following the agenda of holding it over your head in the future (preferably for more cheap vodka), Complains about his addiction to booze on a regular basis, will intentionally make you pissed off for his entertainment but if you do the same to him he will throw a tantrum, will constantly condescend you and make you feel bad for any little thing that interests you so that he feels better about himself, acts like a hardass using phrases like “shut yo bitchass up” or “you’re a fag”, will 99.99% of the time use the mocking phrase “oooooooooo” if you insult him or threaten him because this is yet another one of his lazy attempts to belittle you and give the illusion that you are weaker than him, and finally and most importantly out of all of the traits of this pile of crusty garbage... he is smart enough to see the evil within himself and the world around him leading himself deeper into the pits of alcoholism, social dysphoria, and self hatred.
“Jesse Smellwood is the epitome of the rebellious scum of this country... punk rockers.”
by 666/The_World_Is_Ending\666 January 20, 2019
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jesse tholen

he is a very gay kid who loves gay midget porn, and is gay
by The real lord chungus February 7, 2019
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Jesse tholen

Jesse tholen is gay
by The real lord chungus February 7, 2019
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Jesse

“Ah man I just really Jessed myself.”
by docter Grafenberg February 15, 2019
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Jess

Jess is the type of girl who when you look at her it makes your whole day brighten up. See I her smile is like seeing the light and the end of a tunnel. She’s the most beautiful girl. Although she can be a bitch at times she is also very giving, and try’s to see the good in people. She wonders why the world revolves around food and love. But she wants both tremendously.....
1. Who’s that cutie

2. Jess.

1. Ah I understand
by Linda marsh September 25, 2018
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