Take two (or as many as you need) Advil PMs and wait about 30 minutes Or until the effects kick in. Then pull up your favorite porn site and is soon as you finish you’ll be out like a light.
by Per December 13, 2019
Get the knockout jerkmug. After a night of significant alcohol consumption, Alex awoke in his tent to find soot from the earlier evenings fire in his underpants. He then realized he was guilty of committing a dirt jerk.
Alex knew that the handle on the bathroom stall was dirty but personal need got the better of him and the dirt jerk became the only solution.
Heather figured that Alex was a dirt jerker and decided to reject his advances.
Alex knew that the handle on the bathroom stall was dirty but personal need got the better of him and the dirt jerk became the only solution.
Heather figured that Alex was a dirt jerker and decided to reject his advances.
by 3nothappening November 27, 2010
Get the Dirt Jerkmug. Adjective used to describe men who have an arrogant or otherwise asshole-type nature which should exempt them from being found attractive... yet are found attractive nonetheless.
"I know I shouldn't be into Dane Cook, but I can't help it... he's jerk-hot."
See also: Jeremy Piven
See also: Jeremy Piven
by Heidi Vega March 28, 2008
Get the jerk-hotmug. by joetheonewiththedick March 13, 2010
Get the kurkle jerkmug. When three or more males are shoulder to shoulder while giving each other hand jobs, and have a normal day-to-day conversation.
when i went to this orgy, i found out there were only ten dudes, so i left when they suggested a jerking circle.
by your fathers father November 30, 2013
Get the jerking circlemug. A jerk-mate is a masturbation buddy who often gets together with another guy to jack off together or jack each other off. May progress to sucking dick or fucking ass after their first cumgasm.
by USAF Cadet June 18, 2021
Get the jerk-matemug. when two people play free for all on mw2 and take turns killing each other to get a nuke. in turn being complete douches and ruining the game.
by sc-gomer February 6, 2010
Get the circle jerkingmug.