Jacob Sartorius

More like "Jacob saggytits". He is possibly the worst, cringy kid to become famous. When his "fangirls" are screaming for him

Fangirl: OMG I love Jacob Sartorius

Me: I fuckin give up with this world 😑

by Futurenese November 2, 2016

Karl Jacobs

Karl is the HOTTEST person on earth. He plays minecraft with his friends on twitch. He is obsessed with DREAM, and falls out of his chair all the time.

"Have you heard of Karl Jacobs before?"
"No."
"WHAT THE HONK?! HE IS THE MOST HOTTEST ON EARTH!"

by Wigbee December 8, 2020

Jacob Sartorius

See trash

I saw Jacob Sartorius. I want to drink bleach

by Do The Mario March 6, 2017

soft jacob

During intercourse with a female who has more relaxed vaginal muscles than usual (i.e. loose), one removes one's penis from said vagina, turns around, and drops a hefty log of fecal matter directly into the gaping hole of the loose vagina. After doing so, one continues to pummel this fecal matter into the back of the female's vagina until it creates a hymen-like barrier to the uterus, though this act should not be used as a contraceptive method.

Hi Jon, how are you?
Great, Mike. I just performed a soft jacob on a filthy hooker.

by lhalman September 20, 2008

jacob sartorius

a talentless 12 year old that got famous from making bad musical.lys and trying way too hard. all the nine year old girls love him, for some reason.

nine year old girl: omG!!! JACob saRTORIUS IS sO HAWT!13!!!2!7!1!!
other ppersonn: wtf he's twelve? and he doesn't even do anything?

by yumplacenta June 29, 2016

Team Jacob

The team in which readers of the book Twilight by Stephenie Meyer refer to themselves as.

If you want Isabella Swann to choose Jacob, her beloved werewolf over Edward (the sexy vampire) then you are obviously on Team Jacob.

"Don't you think Edward is totally hot?"
"No, I'm team Jacob all the way baby!"

by Miz Prez95 January 13, 2009

Jacob Satarious

A cringe kid who sings like a dead fish

Jacob Satarious
was how he sang

by Vegeta547 July 1, 2016